I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
Sometimes you have to start small! Don’t be ashamed of a living room cult, some great empires have started in living rooms. The Holy Roman Empire began in a barn, for Christ’s sake. Just make sure you have a catchy logo and a simple tagline and keep your holy book short so that people can reprint copies easily. (I’d look into self-publishing if I were you.)
Also picking an animal symbol helps. Snakes used to be super vogue but these days I think it’s mostly birds, sometimes big cats. Go with what feels right, or check with some local design companies.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
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